Great Onyx Lantern Tour @ Mammoth Cave NP We started our tours at Mammoth Cave NP with the Great Onyx Lantern Tour. This cave system is not part of Mammoth Cave system but is part of the national park. After a short (and pretty wild) bus ride we were assigned lanterns and entered the cave. It was a nice mix of cave geology (different than the Mammoth Cave system) and cave tourism history. Plus no lights just lanterns (with flames)!

Winter Farm Chores (DeanoFarms: Week 89) Tennessee was getting ready to have some icy winter weather roll in. I got out to the farm to get hunkered down in preparation for freezing temperatures. While I was there I did some tree cleanup. I did all this while wearing my grandfather's old insulated coveralls. [wipes tear from eye] Then once the weather hit I had to save Nashville by making sure Nurse Molly was able to make it work.

6 Tours In Mammoth Cave National Park I'd been to Mammoth Cave National Park before. Like many places I've been previously I didn't 'finish it'. It is the completionist in me! So I planned multiple days with 6 tours and 12 miles of underground hiking. After 16 hours of underground tours, I'm marking this National Park done. CHECK!

Planting Trees (DeanoFarms: Week 80) I planted a sapling (oak) and a seed (walnut). We'll see if they make it. If they do they can join alongside their big brothers/sisters for the next 100 years.

NASCAR Cup Race - Nashville Superspeedway It had been over 10 years since we'd been to a NASCAR Cup race. Now that NashVegas has a Cup Race at Nashville Superspeedway it made sense to Get 'Er Done! It was hot! It was also fun as crap! Few things are as entertaining as a NASCAR opening ceremony and the first few laps of a race. We got headsets, picked our drivers, and settled in for an afternoon of racing. My driver was looking good all day and was leading lap 299 of the 300-lap race. But after a rain delay and 5 (FIVE?!?) Green-White Checkers (and 30 extra laps of racing) the race finished after 6 hours with the only guy I didn't want to see win the race winning the race. Boo, Hiss! Regardless, we got our money's worth! Emily and I will now get in our RV and follow the NASCAR Cup Series around the nation! LOL

Disney's Epcot We'd not been to DisneyWorld's Epcot in a long time. I found myself saying "I ain't ever done this before" a lot. Several new rides and a bunch of things that I'd simply never seen/done before. Some of it was because it was new/different. Some were because we weren't chasing kids around. Epcot as an adult with other adults (Emmaline and Zach) is a different experience than with little kiddos! Also, we were jealous of Max/Arden being in France (while we were there) so we spent the majority of our day in Disney/France! C'est la vie!

Silver Springs State Park We visited Emmaline in Orlando and headed to Florida's first tourist attraction, Silver Springs State Park. It is home to the largest artesian spring in the northern hemisphere (Mammoth Springs) and some of the clearest blue water you'll see anywhere. We kayaked first and then took a glass-bottom boat tour. On the glass bottom boat tour, we saw a pretty large alligator laying on an island that we had just kayaked by earlier...and not seen at all. Which was somewhat disturbing. CHOMP!

Touring Bike Build For Bikepacking The bike is built and the shakedown rides are completed (3 of them). I'm very happy with the way it turned out. I modified Emily's old '90s model Specialized Hard Rock mountain bike. It should be a fine starter bike for me to do a few overnight trips. This will help me see if doing bike tours / bikepacking is my thing. It is ready for a Fall '24 ride(s). I think I'm going to do an overnight trip on the Natchez Trace Parkway when the weather cools down a bit for my first overnight trip.

Back To My Hometown (Springfield, TN) Hunting The Bell Witch Somehow my travels led me back to my hometown, Springfield TN, for a long weekend. I decided while I was there I'd do a little Bell Witch hunting. I'd watch movies and read books to learn about her evil ways. Then I'd go to Adams, TN to visit some sites. I was going to find her! I had plans to look for her while floating down the Red River and in the Bell Witch Cave. She cursed my efforts, however, and brought terrible weather. So, all my plans were dashed/shut down. Nice move Bell Witch...I'll get you next time! You haven't heard the last from me!

Our Last TN State Park (Big Ridge SP) AND Max's Graduation Lots of stuff wrapped up on this weekend of RV'ing! We visited our last Tennessee State Park (Big Ridge State Park). With this last one we've visited all 58 Tennessee State Parks. We started RV'ing several years ago. It has been a lot of fun! This marks a BHAG (Big, Hairy, Audacious, Goal) off my list. Each of our four kids have joined us along the way at various times (making it even more fun). Molly had never stayed with us overnight but she did on this trip. I made her run the stinky slinky (at the sewer dump station) just so she'd get the full RV experience. LOL. We were in town for Max's graduation from UT Knoxville. This is our fourth child's (and final) college graduation. We didn't do much at Big Ridge SP. It was our landing pad and we burned up the road with my parents going to all the graduation activities in Knoxville. Then we moved Max home on our way home. I was tired of hearing about the 3rd Saturday of October of their junior year before the weekend was over (Roll Tide Roll)! What is next for DeanoRolls?!? Hmmm!?!

Kayaking To Burgess Falls State Park's Beautiful Waterfall Burgess Falls State Park 2.0! We've visited this magnificent Tennessee waterfall from the top several times (on foot). We've never kayaked to it to see it from the bottom. At 136 feet tall (and at least that wide) it is absolutely beautiful. It has to be among the top waterfalls in Tennessee. It is a very fun (and relaxing) kayak adventure (highly recommended).

Printer ink refills #inflation Last purchased 2 years ago (Oct '22) for $115.78 now $134.76. +$18.98 or +16%. Same store, same register. But inflation is running 3% according to the most recent CPI! HMMM!?!?🤔 It must just be printer ink that is outpacing inflation! 🤡🌏

More to come IMHO! For a “new asset” to come onto the scene and take in more money than one of the most successful recent strategies around is 🤯 PS - There are multiple Spot ETFs! Funny that Vanguard chose to not allow their customers to buy these ETFs HFSP! Fidelity’s Spot ETF is number 8 on the list. Full. Fucking. Send! Tick tock, next block. HODL

Disney's Magic Kingdom We spent a full day chasing every ride at the best of the DisneyWorld theme parks, Magic Kingdom. I know it is the best because it had one of the best rides ever (Splash Mountain RIP) and because they sell Orange Fanta / Dole Whip Floats. Since I had two of those in our day there I know it is the best. Fact! The new Tron ride was okay too! It's not as good as the orange float, but good.

True "Inflation" Everyone: [nothing...minding own business] Deano: I wanted to know how 'everything/everyone' is being impacted by recent inflation. So I tried to make all that fit on one page! Everyone: "Stop! Go to bed Deano!"

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Disney's Animal Kingdom We spent a day with Emmaline and Zach at Animal Kingdom. It had been a few years since we'd been there. Adult Disney with adult children is still fun (maybe more fun)! We also explored the real Florida kingdom on its oldest scenic boat tour (in Winter Park).

4 Awesome Waterfalls at Virgin Falls State Natural Area (Sparta, TN) We spent a day waterfall hunting at Virgin Falls State Natural Area. It was a long day of hiking (10+ miles and 30k+ steps). It was worth every step, however. Tons of water was flowing across all four of the waterfalls we visited. My favorite waterfall wasn't even Virgin Falls. The water in the creek would appear and disappear at various times throughout the hike. The massive Virgin Falls waterfall disappears underground without even leaving a puddle. Weird. We had a picnic at Virgin Falls and then hit Martha's Pretty Point before ending our hike and resting our tired feet. This one has been on my list for a while. It was worth the wait! Adding this hike to the Epic Ground Pound List now!

Lots Of Hiking At Frozen Head State Park (Wartburg, TN) Frozen Head State Park was our second-to-last TN state park. It has been on my list for a while (since it is a hiker's state park). It has about 50 miles of hiking trails. We knocked out 20 miles of those while there. It also was towards the end of the Tennessee state park list because I had to convince Emily that we could tent camp and remain married. We are normally RV'ers but this trip was perfect weather for tent camping and hiking! We'll go back to Frozen Head SP!

A Fifth of a Barkley Marathon (at Frozen Head State Park) The Barkley Marathon is a secret 100-mile ultramarathon race at Tennessee's Frozen Head State Park each year. They do 5 20-mile loops (with 10,000+ feet of elevation gain per loop) within 60 hours. Very few humans have ever finished the race in its 38-year history. We tried to do 1 (one/uno) loop (1 fifth of a Barkley Marathon) within the same amount of time. 20+ miles and 4,500 feet of elevation gain got us in the neighborhood of one loop of a Barkley Marathon. One Loop. Was. Plenty. Enough. For. Me.

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