rate my chicken breast.

Ask yourself: what happened to white grapefruit? Why is no one talking about this?

Have your agents call my agents.

Fire your financial advisor if they talk to you about the Dow Jones Industrial Avg.

Is S2F still intact?

I saw this sign on a trip recently and had to do a triple take. Take a moment to consider everything that had to transpire within the government for this sign to exist.

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In the early 2000’s, in the days of big cable co.’s, I heard a media mogul predict that all of the channels would separate, and people would need a subscription to each one individually. It seemed far fetched to me - but what he described is EXACTLY what happened. It was wild to watch. It’s more wild to watch the pendulum swing back as the windows swallow up the losers. As a consumer - i hated cable companies - but overall it was a better experience than juggling a bunch of subscription services.

I’m kind of surprise there aren’t more deaths from icicles.

Bitcoin is the Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start of real life.

can we get another coen brothers movie for chrissake?

Protip - if you’re baking - you should try recipes FROM THE FLOUR COMPANY!! Flours vary a lot in their makeup - and flour-specific recipes will have a much higher success rate. This hold true especially for low hydration recipes such as pie crusts. King Arthur in particular has great recipes on their website.

I never really watch tv shows. Can someone shill me a show? i’m talking the best of the best - it doesn’t have to be recent. I’ve seen: The wire, true detective (1st season), game of thrones, arcane, fallout - but that’s pretty much it.

where are we going to put all of these apps?

Many people execute different projects with the same team over and over. I re-execute (mostly) the same project, but with different people in different places. It’s very hard.

I’ll always have a soft spot for pittsburg.

did you know that if you say “Merry Christmas” in the general public people consider you a right wing nut job?