DXL == Danish Xmas Lunch Piles of weird, polarizing food & drinks broken up by smoke breaks in the middle of a work day. Many will see this post, but only a special degen sub-section of you will call in sick and show up. It’s a room filled with people that want to be there. Which is what makes it truly great. @PUBKEY @tpacchia https:// luma.com/b4dn2rxq


A zyn is not a balanced meal

“Sales may not have occurred at the original price previously.” translation: not actually on sale.

hear me out: Pumpkin pie spice pumpkin pie

Hunger is the best gravy.

Still the best country in the world.

this is my method for dressing. I start with big ass chunks of really good bread. Preferably sourdough. I buy it fresh cut it up and dry it out completely in a low oven. You can do this a couple of days in advance

i luv everything about thanksgiving and i can’t wait for today. it’s prob my favorite holiday.

i love thanksgiving because so many people that never cook take to the kitchen. The only downside is that they don’t like turkey because they don’t know what fuck they’re doing.

I’m here for you if you have cooking q’s today or tomorrow.