your vlogs would be better if you fell down at the end of each one.
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Beefsteak CEO and stuff.
Charming as heck.
Mid-brow.
You can and should ask me cooking questions.
i like my women like i like my hats….gross.


i like my women like i like my hats….gross.

i’m considering googling what a vlog is.
Sometimes I wonder if miners say, “That’s nonce sense.”
If not, they should.
You don’t need a job, you just need money.
Old man of the woods.


Authoritarianism: not just for authors anymore.
you want to lead an interesting life of impact, but eventually you will argue with your wife about cat food via text.
this is actually the dream.
this could have been us.


A story.


Samurai turned pretty.


mission impossible is just scientology propaganda.
if i haven’t see u for a year - and i know you are not disciplined, but you’ve lost 50 lbs - i know your taking a semi glutide.
which im totally fine with - but don’t lie to me about it.
jfc.
I have an emotional support bull that i like to bring into china shops.
This is what church looks like for me.


I hate checking myself out.
Don’t fall for my engagement schemes.