The first time I changed a diaper vs the last time i changed a diaper.

gonna check twitter. BRB.

..just here to check on your hot tub…i’ll just be a few minutes mr. epstein.

Here to poke bitcoin. Cmon …. do something.

elmo’s handler.

i’m gonna just make a buncha dumb posts with this pic. you know …. for the sake of creativity.

Are we still early?

new beefsteak course

Gm

Date night.

There will be legal battles over fortunes made by autonomous ai’s.

you’re welcome.

You know what bitcoin has taught me over the years? Never post smart and insightful stuff during a price pump. No one notices BECAUSE WERE AT FUCKING $118k PER COIN BABY!!! WOOT!

mid journey sucks now huh?

Sat math getting weird again. fuck that noise.

this whole time the entirety of nature was a gender neutral restroom.

other than bolts.exchange, are there tools to send sats onchain and receive them in lightning?

Every couple years I loose some portion of some wallet and flip the fuck out. I spent the last two day trying to figure out how to open a wallet I had an xpub for. (I figured it out, but not before flipping the fuck out.) WAY more coins are lost to storage missteps than to theft. Have a good and secure system. But prioritize accessibility. Don’t create some complex scheme that even you wont be able to figure out in a few years. Keep It Simple Stupid

No dog can find dead shit like my dog can find dead shit.