No dog can find dead shit like my dog can find dead shit.
awayslice
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Beefsteak CEO and stuff.
Charming as heck.
Mid-brow.
You can and should ask me cooking questions.
I have been using Old Bay for electrolytes.
I love seeing how parents esthetically present their kids
It’s such an inadvertent and unavoidable form of expression.
pro tip for summer: cut your watermelon so that it barely fits in your mouth.
Time to crack open a six pack of ‘murica.
parsley is misunderstood.
Are you wearing fuck me crocs?!?
The main difference between literal shotcoins and stonks like strategy is that with strategy - you gotta pay your taxes.
American cheese is my Kryptonite.
American cheese is my cryptonite.
Last week I asked a guy at good will for a slip without a date written on it.
Through his mask he said, “That’s illegal.”
Is a broken military clock only right once a day?
we haven’t won until they put “let’s get retarded” back on Spotify.
pretty but,
“The genus is responsible for approximately 95% of fatalities resulting from mushroom poisoning….”
I blame super mario.
