i am fascinated how we can imprint different things or events throughout history but lack, for the most part, the ability to timestamp them in relation to each other. Beethoven’s height of popularity was from 1800 to 1812. 20 years after the revolutionary war, 50 years before the Civil War. at the height of the napoleonic wars. 60 million years after the T.Rex 150 million years after the steak-o-saurus.

i’m thinking about changing my last name to “the eighth.”

I always listen and the options have never changed.

ready

At my funeral. Please beefsteak. Also crack lots jokes that you have to caveat with “too soon?”

this should turn you on.

did anyone say anything interesting today?

people that type exclusively with one index finger.

espresso macchiato

i like the idea of a good slap.

honesty over truth everyday.

you can eat a steak without posting a pic of it.