you can eat a steak without posting a pic of it.

First real mushroom hunt of the season. In order to really find morels i have to stop completely and fully scan an area. It’s completely relaxing and rewarding. Can you find the shrooms? there’s one in the first pic, two in the second.

Nature is so wonderful and weird.

pun

ball of meat =! meatball

worried carpet.

Disguise your cords and no one will notice.

lol…

I loved aged ribeye. 30-45 days is the sweet spot for traditional aging. if you have a steak you can’t get to, it’s way better to open it and set it on a real in the fridge than to leave it wrapped up. Buying them aged at store often feels exobatant. Try aging a hunk yourself - it’s more forgiving than you’d expect.

is this art?

Friday meditation: Put on the song “Kiss” by Prince. Sit down. Crank it way up. Breathe. Listen to the whole things like it’s the first time you’ve ever heard it. Hear it for the first time. It’s so weird and wonderful and timeless.

who u got for pope?

OK, real talk. Someone is emailing me menu suggestions that are clearly a result of asking AI. (I also ran it through an AI checker and it said the entire message was AI generated.) Do I say something?

a vibe coded bot posting tolstoy to the bitcoin blockchain.