i often don’t get a watermelon because i don’t wanna carry it.
awayslice
awayslice@primal.net
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Beefsteak CEO and stuff.
Charming as heck.
Relentlessly mid.
You can and should ask me cooking questions.
This is how i feel sometimes. 
Me before bitcoin/me after bitcoin 
You literally used to have to have a helicopter for an airdrop.
looks crankin’ View quoted note →
Aged porterhouse.
I’m am View quoted note →
Stay humble and stack bitcoin shirts.
I’m am moving these to cold storage and will pull them out when they qualify as vintage/og…….in six months or so. 
When shopping for beefsteaks i am looking for one thing: Delicious.
Farmers are cool and everyone loves to hate costco.
but a guest doesn’t taste the story.
Anyone that does anything event/hospitality related should read the book “setting the table”
fuck @ODELL
I WILL NEVER DELETE MY TWITTER ACCOUT!
teddy bear 
ffs why can’t i zap zaps?
i promise to zap every person that responds “nice” to jack’s post. (not mine.)
until i empty my mutiny wallet. View quoted note →
Fuck
- the medical system
- the government
- price controls 
fix your own fucking roads. View quoted note →
Haul 
Girls pee on public toilet seats WAY more than boys do.
So, if i fix a pothole on my street does that make me a libertarian?
just in general. View quoted note →