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tortuga@turdsoup.com
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Photographer | Fire artist | Bitcoin enthusiast | 📷🔥⚡️ #pleb posting #photography #picstr #artonnostr Inspired by Ansel Adams and my uncle Paul. All images are my own, unless otherwise noted. #notAI
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Tortuga 3 months ago
BMO loves dog mode. He protects the car, the car protects him, he gets to go everywhere now and never get stuck at home with the cats. #dogstr image
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Tortuga 3 months ago
Collect every penny in the world, and you’ll have 3 billion dollars in Pennies
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Tortuga 3 months ago
Did you know it costs nearly $0.14 to make a $0.05 Nickel? Dimes are the new penny.
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Tortuga 3 months ago
Today is the last day they will mint the penny. The Penny is dead. ☠️ Next up is the Nickel. Sats are forever.
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Tortuga 3 months ago
Peak bitcoin is it dumping 20%+ immediately after all the influencers go out and buy shit from merchants on square convincing them to keep the sats instead of immediate conversion. Insiders sell high for goods, merchants buy high for goods, wind up selling low for dollars to pay bills, and merchants learn to hate bitcoin, while OGs rant and rave about how this changes everything and bitcoin to the moon. Lolz
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Tortuga 3 months ago
@jack yo dude, sats is the standard. It’s cool, I get it, you’re trying something to help adoption, but seriously sats is the way. People get it, it’s intuitive, 6000 bitcoins for a coffee is not, everyone already gets that 1 bitcoin is worth more than their yearly salary, so that’s confusing. Says they get, cuz dollars got cents too.
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Tortuga 3 months ago
How long until the New Yorkers realize that a mayor can’t fix their problems, can make their problems worse, and bitcoin actually does fix things…?