Cop: "Turn around."
Me: 🎵Every now and then I get a little bit lonely and you're never coming around
Cop: "Turn around!"
Me: 🎵Bright eyes ...Gets tasered.
#jokestr
Zardoz
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I'm David... owner of two Belgian Malinois - Ziva and DiNozzo. #orthodox #christian #bitcoin #tech and #drone junkie. #aiart My notes and opinions are my own…
All zaps go to my #Malinois kibble budget - it's a lot to feed pups that are training for #SAR #searchandrescue
“Nobody’s business, but the Turks…” 😉
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Apparently, the new Pope has a mathematics degree from Villanova. So, not only does he understand sin. He understands cos; plus he has a nice tan.
I’ll see myself out now….
#friday #grownostr #jokes #damus
Jethro!!! #gsd #nostr #dogs
❤️❤️❤️
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Say hello to Abby!! #nostr #zapathon #malinois
LinkedIn is completely enshittified
And that is a hill I will die on.. GN #nostr
I def look better as #ghibli #anime #nostr
Sunset in Seattle in 2014 - taken from Kerry Park - taken by me. #photography #seattle #nostr #sunset
Ok.. #asknostr - other than the obvious "just use Visual Studio Code" for those of you who use JetBrains IDEs (IntelliJ, etc) what one is best suited to doing mobile dev these days?
Yay! @Noshole and I are friends on Steam…! w00t!!
This was a surprisingly good movie even if it had a couple of cliche movie tropes mixed into it.
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Hey @Noshole be sure to check out protondb.com to see if a game you want to play is supported or what to expect. It’s a great resource.
I paid 100k in taxes this year and still owe 3500 bucks…. F…M…..L
#taxes
Lesson learned… using python as a RESTful service client when you know Java is a bit like having sex with your clothes on.. I mean sure you can do it. But it ain’t easy. #programming #python #java
That’s why I only use ChatGPT for making #ghibli style pics…. Everything else is local LLMs. #chatgpt #ai #llm #llama #nostr #privacy
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Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work…
I’m here all week folks.
#dadjokes on #nostr #jokes #jokestr #grownostr