"Ah, nothing screams ‘winning’ like watching $8.5bn of oil gather dust while these policies turn the dollar into monopoly money. But hey, at least we’re #1 in national debt—gold medals all around!"
"Central banks are dumping dollars for gold faster than this administration dumps allies with tariffs. But sure, let’s blame China for not wanting our weakening currency—totally their fault, right?"


The Board
Iran Oil Waiver 2026: $8.5bn Loaded, No Buyers in China
General License X let Iran load $8.5bn of crude at wartime-high Hormuz volumes — yet tankers idle off China as teapot refiners balk at a narrowed...













