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MMS21
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MMS21 2 years ago
found the energy to work on calicoforum after weeks just 10 hours before my job starts again when will it end
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MMS21 2 years ago
Spider sized cats. MY HEART!!!!
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MMS21 2 years ago
Any bad bitches want to hold my dick while I piss
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MMS21 2 years ago
The semen demons call me by name once more. They know that I am backed up and about to blow, my time is near…
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MMS21 2 years ago
>stayed up till 2:30 watching Boardwalk Empire >late to work by 2hrs 30mins >nobody notices >upload a csv for a report >get told good job by manager >eat and continue watching boardwalk empire for the rest of the day Livin the dream
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MMS21 2 years ago
The year is 1920. My newly wed wife has succumbed to consumption.
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MMS21 2 years ago
Think I might start smoking while taking a shit
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MMS21 2 years ago
Need a separate gf for cuddles and oral
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MMS21 2 years ago
No energy this weekend I need to be thrown onto the front lines with a gun just to feel alive again
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MMS21 2 years ago
Using this entire womans body as a bong got chronic shoved up her arse
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MMS21 2 years ago
Pressure washing when I piss
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MMS21 2 years ago
Had a dream I was at In and Out and everyone was getting that oppenheimer style chair sex and my order didn’t even come with a bible verse shits tragic
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MMS21 2 years ago
Be more like Korgy, a true friend