I just tried to use my microwave. I checked my watch and set it for the time. 😂 I’m losing it.

Sitting in a taxi where the air is thick with the aroma of cigarettes. Is it possible to transmit fresh air over relays yet? Devs please do something.

New nostr game idea. Hungry Hungry Nostrich. Like hungry hungry hippos. Pay an invoice to join. Each of the Balls you eat gives you a zap ⚡️ Mash the space bar and get those sats 🤣 Try to eat back more than you spent to join the game. View quoted note →

Saw that an online business accepted payment in bicoin. Thought it would be as simple as scanning a lightning invoice as I have done in other places. Instead it uses bitpay. I need an email address and to accept terms of service and privacy policy which are each 2,000 pages long. Why do they have to make things so complicated?

I think I might be living in a giant ponzi scheme.

The nostr app I would build if I could code. ZapGolf. A two player mini golf web game. Log in with nostr to play with nostr friends. Both players connect with NWC. Every time you hit the ball it sends a zap to the other player. The more strokes it takes the more sats the winning player wins. Zap amount could be set at the start of the game. Option to play on expert mode where the cost doubles with each stroke - the first stroke is 10 sats, then 20, then 40… No central party needed to distribute winnings since each person just zaps the other directly.