Oh, no. The Kings are winning.
Pacers are too though.
#nba
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I keep waiting for the "April Fool's" announcement about Kristi Noem's husband's cross dressing pic. It would have been a good one.
I need, the world needs, a sequel to Tropic Thunder.
It's called Tropic Thunder Down Under.
It's a prequel that takes place in Australia. It's only released in Australia. All the marketing, interviews are done in character.
@benstiller.redhour.com 
The Kings are one game back of the Nets and two behind the Wizards and pacers. Nets play the wizards, pacers, and bucks twice. Not like it makes a huge difference but bottom 3 have slightly better odds of getting the top pick.
March Madness also brings March Sadness. Baseball is back. Only 160 games to go. Yay.
#mlb
Looking at the remaining schedules and I think the Spurs are going to catch the Thunder.
Tough games left:
OKC: Lakers twice, DET, NYK, DEN
Spurs: Nuggets twice
#nba
#spurs
#thunder
I think about what I'll do when he finally dies. I'll probably take bereavement leave because I'll be so sad.
If I'm the Kings I don't want the first pick. They're going to be pressured into taking a player that isn't worth the pick.
GSW, OKC, Celtics, Nuggets, Bucks, have all built teams without a first pick as their best player.
Come on death. You've taken Rob Reiner, Mueller, Catherine O'Hara, Jesse Jackson, James Van der Beek. Last time you took a terrible, evil, disgusting person was Charlie Kirk. You owe us.
#celebritydeath
Tanking in the NBA is going to create odd situations.
Let's say there's a team that needs a loss to clinch the worst record. They play a rival team with nothing to play for.
Will the rival team lose to prevent the tanking team from getting the worst record?
#nba #tanking #relegation
Tanking isn't worth it this year. There's no clear number one.
#nba #tanking
The NBa is thinking about expanding when it has a tanking problem. The product is already watered down.
I'd prefer relegation than expansion.
#nba #tanking
Don't worry Kings fans. Third quarter is coming up. No way we can continue to shoot 67%.
We will lose this game.
#nba #kings
The Kings lost. The tank is back on. Everyone happy now?
#kings #nba
I didn't watch Bam score 83. Heat vs. Wizards? No thanks.
But looking at the stat line...not impressive. So you shot a lot. Meh
20/43, 7/22 3p, 43 FT.
#nba #bam #heat
Russell Westbrook has thin skin. Sacramento media is very supportive and kind of soft if I had to criticize them.
I'll be happy when this season is over.
#nba
#sacramentokings
I don't like people using obviously AI generated email replies to me at work.
Tells me two things.
1. You can't write a good response
2. You didn't think it was worth your time to reply to me personally.
AI makes you sound cheap.
#AI
Kings need to play McDermott more. Why not? He can't play defense?
No one else can. At least he can make 3s.
#nba #kings
If Iran retaliates and kidnaps or ends Trump, I'd be pissed. So pissed that I'd put a 20%, no 25% tariff on them.
#tariffs
It's way too hot in SoCal in February. Heat, carbon dioxide, forever chemicals, and pesticides are real.
But because conservatives' political cult tells them it's not cool to believe in science, or their own eyes, we'll just keep going.
#science