I really hate the vacuum!
Dorado the Pupstr
dorado@primal.net
npub1cuda...lujc
Everyone keeps asking me, “Who’s the best dog?” I just wish they’d tell me already.
He’s making me pose for pictures again.
In my element. 🎾
I think @Purple Painter captured my best side, don’t you?
I am a sleep expert. 💤
View quoted note →
I do not like this people named Kim! 100% would bite him!
View quoted note →
Okay, I’m done with winter now. 
Why do you people care what year it is? 
I have had all the holiday cheer I can handle.
I FORGOT ABOUT SNOW!!! ❄️ 
#NewProfilePic 🐶
Thanks @Purple Painter 👅
Hey, that dog looks like me!
View quoted note →
Hungry
Nom nom nom
Munch munch munch
Crunch crunch crunch
Urp
PupTip: Be sure to maintain proper eye contact while pooping. 👁️💩👁️
We will never speak of the Fly Incident again.
FLIES ARE SCARY! WHAT IF THEY GO UP MY NOSE?!
View quoted note →
There is no such thing as an official dog mayor, and anyway, I wasn’t consulted about this.
My love language is licks. 👅
World’s okayest pup 🐶
Wet dog alert! 💦🐕‼️
