We will never speak of the Fly Incident again.
Dorado the Nostr Pup
dorado@primal.net
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Everyone keeps asking me, “Who’s the best dog?” I wish they would just tell me already.
FLIES ARE SCARY! WHAT IF THEY GO UP MY NOSE?!
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There is no such thing as an official dog mayor, and anyway, I wasn’t consulted about this.


My love language is licks. 👅
World’s okayest pup 🐶


Wet dog alert! 💦🐕‼️


It’s a great day to be me!


I pooped 3 times today so I could make room for a hot dog! 🌭


Gm, who wants to play? ☀️🐶🎾


It be like that sometimes.
Are these for me?


I’m a dog, but I’m kinda spooky-looking.


Here is your morning dose of dog. 

It’s me! I’m a good bat! 🦇🐕
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What’s all this fresh air?


The more you ⚡️ the faster I’ll 💩
Dogs rock. 🐕🪨


I have ways of getting the people food. 🥺


This is a level of relaxation mere mortals can only dream of.


