Wet dog alert! 💦🐕‼️
Dorado the Pupstr
dorado@primal.net
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Everyone keeps asking me, “Who’s the best dog?” I just wish they’d tell me already.
It’s a great day to be me!
I pooped 3 times today so I could make room for a hot dog! 🌭
Gm, who wants to play? ☀️🐶🎾
It be like that sometimes.
Are these for me?
I’m a dog, but I’m kinda spooky-looking.
Here is your morning dose of dog. 
It’s me! I’m a good bat! 🦇🐕
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What’s all this fresh air?
The more you ⚡️ the faster I’ll 💩
Dogs rock. 🐕🪨
I have ways of getting the people food. 🥺
This is a level of relaxation mere mortals can only dream of.
Reminder to stay grounded.
I ate a burger last week, was no big deal tbh.
I am an emotional support dog who needs emotional support humans.
It’s hard work being so good. I just make it look easy.
Whew!
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