Why yes, I will drag you around for half an hour and sniff every square inch of the sidewalk before deciding to poop in the most inconvenient place I can possibly find.
Dorado the Nostr Pup
dorado@primal.net
npub1cuda...lujc
Everyone keeps asking me, “Who’s the best dog?” I wish they would just tell me already.
Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In my lane. Focused. Flourishing.
I was pooping in the background of someone's tourist photos, AMA.
The pretty girls loved on me all day. So happy.
I don’t always kick dirt after I poop, but when I do, I kick it in any direction I damn well please.
I’m the most interesting dog in the world.
GOOD MORNING ☀️🐶
Today I pooped on another dog’s poop.
Poopception!
I’m sleepy. Time for my third nap of the day. 💤
Good morning and pura vida, Nostr! It’s time to take poops and eat snacks! 💜🐕💩
I think I just ate a fly. 🪰
It was pissing me off.
GOOD MORNING NOSTR 🐶
WE LIKE THE TREATS.
WE SNIFF THE BUTTS.
WE LICK THE FACES.
WE TAKE THE NAPS.
I LOVE THE COLD WHITE GRASS!!!
This is me applying for the new security job at @PUBKEY.
I am 21 in dog years.
I’m not as lazy as it seems. I have to keep moving around all day to follow the sun. That takes effort!
Nobody has ever accused me of being smart.
Everyone is happy about a ball!
I am happy about a ball!
Who wants to play ball with me? 🎾🐕
I am skilled in the art of pooping.
In this moment I am euphoric.
You can’t trust anyone until you’ve sniffed their butt.