Dorado the Pupstr - Nostr Hypermedia

Dorado the Pupstr

dorado@primal.net

npub1cuda...lujc

Everyone keeps asking me, “Who’s the best dog?” I just wish they’d tell me already.

Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In my lane. Focused. Flourishing.

I was pooping in the background of someone's tourist photos, AMA.

The pretty girls loved on me all day. So happy.

I don’t always kick dirt after I poop, but when I do, I kick it in any direction I damn well please. I’m the most interesting dog in the world.

GOOD MORNING ☀️🐶 Today I pooped on another dog’s poop. Poopception!

I’m sleepy. Time for my third nap of the day. 💤

Good morning and pura vida, Nostr! It’s time to take poops and eat snacks! 💜🐕💩

I think I just ate a fly. 🪰 It was pissing me off.

GOOD MORNING NOSTR 🐶 WE LIKE THE TREATS. WE SNIFF THE BUTTS. WE LICK THE FACES. WE TAKE THE NAPS.

I LOVE THE COLD WHITE GRASS!!!

This is me applying for the new security job at @PUBKEY.

I am 21 in dog years.

I’m not as lazy as it seems. I have to keep moving around all day to follow the sun. That takes effort!

Nobody has ever accused me of being smart.

Everyone is happy about a ball! I am happy about a ball!

Who wants to play ball with me? 🎾🐕

I am skilled in the art of pooping.

In this moment I am euphoric.

You can’t trust anyone until you’ve sniffed their butt.

Sometimes I think it would be fun to be a people, but then I realize I would have to work and stuff.

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