GOOD MORNING ☀️🐶
Today I pooped on another dog’s poop.
Poopception!
Dorado the Pupstr
dorado@primal.net
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Everyone keeps asking me, “Who’s the best dog?” I just wish they’d tell me already.
I’m sleepy. Time for my third nap of the day. 💤
Good morning and pura vida, Nostr! It’s time to take poops and eat snacks! 💜🐕💩
I think I just ate a fly. 🪰
It was pissing me off.
GOOD MORNING NOSTR 🐶
WE LIKE THE TREATS.
WE SNIFF THE BUTTS.
WE LICK THE FACES.
WE TAKE THE NAPS.
I LOVE THE COLD WHITE GRASS!!!
This is me applying for the new security job at @PUBKEY.
I am 21 in dog years.
I’m not as lazy as it seems. I have to keep moving around all day to follow the sun. That takes effort!
Nobody has ever accused me of being smart.
Everyone is happy about a ball!
I am happy about a ball!
Who wants to play ball with me? 🎾🐕
I am skilled in the art of pooping.
In this moment I am euphoric.
You can’t trust anyone until you’ve sniffed their butt.
Sometimes I think it would be fun to be a people, but then I realize I would have to work and stuff.
I am the dog who #zaps.
I basically just do the same thing every day, and the peoples love me for it.