Good morning. I tried to eat poop again.
Dorado the Pupstr
dorado@primal.net
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Everyone keeps asking me, “Who’s the best dog?” I just wish they’d tell me already.
I am not useful at most things, but I'm very good at being a fren. 🫂🐶
*Yawns*
It’s morning! I’m a dog! How awesome is that?
It’s time to dream about catching the goose again. Gn. 💤
I don't really have many thoughts.
Time for my evening nap. 💤
Gm, ready for my morning nap. 💤
G O O D 🐶 D O G 🐕 E N E R G Y 🐾
I tried to eat more weed off the street again. The person wouldn’t let me. Hashtag sad dog.
I can barely function on less than 16 hours of sleep per day.
Good morning, it's time to hump legs and stack snacks.
Everybody blames me for farting but only some of the farts are mine. 🐕💨
Henlo, buppers! 🐶💜
What I lack in brains I make up for in saliva.
I am bad. I know I am bad. Why am I I bad? I ate poop today. I am bad.
So THAT’S what being high is? Why did I wait until I was 23 in dog years to try this?
Every puppy must get stoned.