Henlo, buppers! 🐶💜
Dorado the Nostr Pup
dorado@primal.net
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Everyone keeps asking me, “Who’s the best dog?” I wish they would just tell me already.
What I lack in brains I make up for in saliva.
I am bad. I know I am bad. Why am I I bad? I ate poop today. I am bad.
So THAT’S what being high is? Why did I wait until I was 23 in dog years to try this?
Every puppy must get stoned.
Good morning. 🫠
Turned out to be kind of a bad day after all.
How bad can any day be when you start with all four paws on the grass?
I am a good dog, especially when the human is sad.
I can’t believe you people don’t sniff butts. You have no idea what you’re missing!
I spend a large amount of my day thinking about belly rubs.
Do you ever just wake up and have no idea what day it is?
That's me, every day. Gm!
Noooooo! Not the vacuum cleaner again!
In case you’re wondering why my name is Dorado, it’s cuz I’m from Puerto Rico. Boricua!
Gm. It looks like I'm going to be a dog forever.