Every puppy must get stoned.
Dorado the Pupstr
dorado@primal.net
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Everyone keeps asking me, “Who’s the best dog?” I just wish they’d tell me already.
Good morning. 🫠
Turned out to be kind of a bad day after all.
How bad can any day be when you start with all four paws on the grass?
I am a good dog, especially when the human is sad.
I can’t believe you people don’t sniff butts. You have no idea what you’re missing!
I spend a large amount of my day thinking about belly rubs.
Do you ever just wake up and have no idea what day it is?
That's me, every day. Gm!
Noooooo! Not the vacuum cleaner again!
In case you’re wondering why my name is Dorado, it’s cuz I’m from Puerto Rico. Boricua!
Gm. It looks like I'm going to be a dog forever.
Gn! Don't sleep on sleep. It's the best times of the day. 🐶💤
Dogs don't have private parts. They have public parts.
THE DOORBELL RANG!
WHO COULD IT BE?
IS IT FOR ME?
I HOPE IT'S FOR ME!
THE DOORBELL!!!!!!!
What's the secret to my happiness?
I touch grass every day.
And then I poop in it.
🐶💩
I just made a new fren!
Gn to all my favorite bitches!
What? It needs time to breathe!
Gm! Did you know dogs can tell time by sense of smell?
Gn, sniff you all tomorrow. 🐶