Gm. It looks like I'm going to be a dog forever.
Dorado the Nostr Pup
dorado@primal.net
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Everyone keeps asking me, “Who’s the best dog?” I wish they would just tell me already.
Gn! Don't sleep on sleep. It's the best times of the day. 🐶💤
Dogs don't have private parts. They have public parts.
THE DOORBELL RANG!
WHO COULD IT BE?
IS IT FOR ME?
I HOPE IT'S FOR ME!
THE DOORBELL!!!!!!!
What's the secret to my happiness?
I touch grass every day.
And then I poop in it.
🐶💩
I just made a new fren!
I am licking myself intensely and don’t tell me you’re not a little bit jealous.
Gn to all my favorite bitches!
What? It needs time to breathe!
It’s time to walk my person. He’s so stubborn and slow.
Gm! I had a dream last night! I was chasing the goose! And guess what? I caught the goose! I caught it!
I am finally warm and dry. I hope I never get wet ever again. Gn. 💤
Today I was forced to walk outside with WATER FALLING OUT OF THE SKY. 🌧️😡
Gm! Did you know dogs can tell time by sense of smell?
Gn, sniff you all tomorrow. 🐶
The human just gave me a bath and I am SO MAD, you guys!
Stop assuming my breed.
Hello, world! It’s me! A dog! 🐶
Gn, going for my third or fourth sleep today. 💤
Someone #zap me a doggy treat plz. 🥹