smol

following 47 people so far since i joined early this morning

ah, the zap feature must be pretty new. it's not supported by a lot of clients.

why are they called plebs? what about the proles? ☭

for some reason, i can't see follows in the Damus client and i can't see reactions in the snort.social web client. man, there's a lot of work left to do before this is anywhere as feature complete as the Fediverse. but i like that you don't need to rely on the whims of instance admins on here and that identities are portable. it's close to what i would have designed if somebody had told me to invent ActivityPub.

let's try out an attachment. this is my cat. his name is Blizzard and he is a ragdoll.

nose picking is rude, especially if the person sitting next to you on the bus didn't ask to have his nose picked.

*picks nose* just trying to do this "Nostril" thing

if blockchain gets you laid, is it called Bitcussy?

i propose we track down all the spam bot devs and put fire ants in their underpants

uh badges badges badges badges badges badges badges badges badges badges badges MUSHROOM MUSHROOM 🎶🎵

never gonna fuck you up never gonna 🎶🎵

bots playing rock paper and scissors with each other like maniacs 24/7 is annoying but simultaneously hilarious

is this blockchain? well, there is a whole chain of bot account blocks that is happening over here right now

some people talk in riddles Bitcoin people talk in slogans

"so, what is Nostr?" "oh, it's a botnet, but it's got like 10 people on there too."

blocking bots like crazy over here. there must be thousands of them.

found the block button

you should follow me because i'm not a Chinese spam bot i promise *beep* 🤖

okay, now i'm getting the Chinese bot spam too. a block/mute button would be useful.