I've been watching videos of people talking about having near-death experiences. I mostly feel bad for them. If you saw the things they say they saw and then you had to come back to this shit, I don't know how you'd deal with it. Except maybe that you'd know that it wouldn't matter if you died again, I suppose.

I'm not suicidal or anything, but I think I'm more excited about seeing what comes after the end than what will come in this world in the next few years.

Hey Siri, set a reminder for next Thursday at 4 pm to get in on the #zapathon.

I’ve missed every #zapathon that has ever taken place.

I think I need to go full unabomber as far as his views of technology go... or went, I suppose. Or maybe it would sound better to say I need to turn Amish. I don't want to use any technology anymore. It's all spying on me and I can't stop it.

“When you are high in indignation and perhaps losing patience, remember that human life is a mere fragment of time and shortly we are all in our graves.” — Marcus Aurelius

Let's stop using YouTube ever, for anything.

I’m gonna zap myself as a test. Don’t judge me. 😂

Someday, if I get my head straight, maybe I'll hang out in real life with some of you people, or at least people like you. I don't know a SINGLE person who knows jack shit about Bitcoin. I don't know anyone who thinks taxation is theft. I don't know anyone who even knows what fiat money is.

Does Zapple Pay work right away or does it take a little while? Like after you respond with the emoji, does the zap go through right away? I keep trying to set it up and it never seems like it works. I got a DM from Zapple Pay saying I set it up. Actually, I got it 10 times. 😂