Merry Christmas!
Toddler decided to give us the gift of sleeping in (he was still up at 2:00, but now that I want him to rip wrapping paper off boxes he's sleeping)
Appreciate the scammers sending me zaps, but I'm not going to follow you
New haircut who dis?

My toddler hung my car keys on the Christmas tree, had to find the spare 😂
Love when the dip aligns with payday 🤑
#hodl #btfd
My mother in law keeps flavored milk boxes, my son's favorite is Root "Berry"
Cheesy sourdough waffles made into a ham sandwich. Absolutely killer
Baby dos has arrived into the world safely, still deciding between names 😅
#dadstr