A joke my wife rated 6/10:
You know popcorn chicken?
Yeah?
Why isn't it called bock-corn?
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just a dad from the mountain west
Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind.
cast iron supremacist
Why are fried eggs from cast iron so far superior to other pans? 😋
Birds aren't even real and they want to pretend they can have a whole flu 😂
A joke my wife rated 8/10:
For context, our son's name is Sam and he was eating a frozen yogurt (teething) with a lot of vigor.
"Mr. Froyo, Mr. Froyo!"
I'll never understand what this lady thinks is funny, and that's half the fun.
It is way too early in the year for triple digit temps especially in FR uniforms
Must be Friday 😩
It wasn't the first time I was on NOSTR, but it was the first time for a month or so when everybody became Dan, so it feels a little like coming home now that everybody is #fiatjaf
Work today reminds me of when I was programming, fix a problem and another two pop up, repeat until you want to rip your hair out.
Thought I left this behind when I went blue collar
Trying to teach my 20 month old not to chew with his mouth open:
Chew or chatter, pick one
Bite or babble, pick one
Mutter or masticate
Gab or gobble
Seeing a bunch of young antelope out today. 😊
Are these nostr elite in the room with us now?
Today was Pull Day
Pullups
Preacher Curls
Spider Curls
Dumbbel Bent Overl Row
Big Lats send Sats