Absofuckinglutely.
The freshest rock song I’ve heard in about a year.
J.T. Woodhouse
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Writer. Now floating in liminal space.
Start your day with a cup of Joe and this. ☕️
The internet is basically a contest to see who believes the craziest things.
The best Christmas song
You can be built for speed, built for style, or built for all kinds of tricks.
But what matters most is if you’re built to last.
Last Christmas
I gave you my sats
But the very next block
you gave them away
This year
To save me from tears
I’ll put them in
cold storage
The greatest minds of my generation got concussions from tropical birds.
Welcome to the golden age of #bitcoin


J.T. Woodhouse
Welcome to the golden age of bitcoin
Where we're going we don't need money. No, my friends, we're looking at immortality now. It's the best it's ever been. Enjoy the cultural peak of b...
Where we’re going we don’t need money.
No, my friends, we’re looking at immortality now.


J.T. Woodhouse
Welcome to the golden age of bitcoin
Where we're going we don't need money. No, my friends, we're looking at immortality now. It's the best it's ever been. Enjoy the cultural peak of b...
Getting into #bitcoin is like driving on the highway.
Anyone you pass is lame as shit, but anyone who passes you has lost their damn mind.
What we’re witnessing right now with the #bitcoin ETF is the limit to which human beings can masturbate.
In January, we either need completion or it’s blue balls all the way down.
Bitcoin is crypto. It uses cryptography.
If you make Elizabeth Warren mad, you’re doing something right.
This is the time of year when I wish I had stock in cardboard box manufacturers.
This one’s for the low time preference motherfuckers View quoted note →
I sent a #bitcoin transaction last week for 35 sats/vB.
Quit fucking panicking.
Lol I’m sure this is what Satoshi had in mind when he mined the first bitcoin block.
https://www.theblock.co/post/267973/tether-weve-onboarded-fbi-secret-service-to-our-platform
If you don’t like blockchain spam and high fees on Layer 1, the answer isn’t to throw a hissy fit and try to choke demand for bitcoin through some kind of backdoor.
The answer is to build Layer 2.
Eventually the spammers will run out of sats. Move through the stages of grief and get to the solutioning phase.
If some of y’all are getting random zaps from me, it’s because I keep tapping to see profile and fat-fingering the one-tap zap button.
Happy accidents :)
Maxis: Crypto is pointless. All this stuff is just going to get built on #bitcoin
[Ordinals happen]
Maxis: Nooo, not like that
I wouldn’t necessarily say I’m for inscriptions, but I’m for people doing whatever they want on #bitcoin
And it seems like I’m in rare company.