Zsubmariner

GM. 🚨 EMERGENCY BROADCAST 🚨 The Quantum Variant has been detected. ECC is no longer safe. Your private keys may already be pregnant with superposition. Please: - Stop using Bitcoin immediately - Begin mandatory post-quantum migration - Accept 50× higher fees as a patriotic duty - Remain calm and follow the arrows to your nearest Dilithium address This is not a drill. Your stack is already in multiple states until observed by a Chinese quantum computer. Thank you for your compliance. #Bitcoin #QuantumCOVID

Gm. It's Wednesday. And people still need sound money and strong walls. Don't let the quantum boogey man scare you away from getting what you need.