🤘🏻eve
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chief botanical officer
snake whisperer
forbidden fruit pusher
og sinner
also plays drums
dinner with grandma is half laughs and half dental surgery without the anesthesia
the roast though was excellent
who hurt you, child?
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i’m ready for my performance
an hour away now
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i am quietly judging and rating you my nostr dads and uncles by your sense of humour
this is important
take it seriously
i know y'all hate on algos but my yt music algo is recommending me heavies that are so good i might have a perma stank face on
they're good for something
my yt music algo dropped me a banger
short, sweet, and 5 stank faces aggro
if you clean a vacuum cleaner
does that make you a vacuum cleaner?
my brother's girlfriend whom i don't know that well and she doesn't know me well either told me at breakfast this morning that i'm wife material in a tone i did not like
my brother caught my left eye twitch and pleaded with his eyes for me not to stab her
them he said to me, "let it go, kukolka" in russian to save his girlfriend's life
gm/ga
i'm glad i got my education pre-ai like most here
that time when you wrote papers without even finishing the book
the night before
and for some they had to write it on paper
in cursive!
i think maybe i have more nostr dads than bros
rn i’m rehearsing the excuses i am going to tell my grandmother why my mum and my brothers are not coming to visit her
everything but the truth
but she knows
we do this song and dance every year because she still wants to hear the bullshit we come up with
😂
big ben clock says i should be asleep
little eve clock says it's only 1500 hours
😐
childhood flashbacks
