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two loaves of banana bread didn’t last 24 hours in my household if i make it they inhale it “make more”

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boyfriend had long hair for the longest time then he chopped it off i often caught him tucking phantom hair behind his right ear 😄

uninvited

ai is worrisome meanwhile, natural stupidity is thriving

when you’ve created a monster and you never apologise for it

one of the most shocking revelations i got in my adult life is learning about my parents arranged marriage what fucking century were they on? 1st millennium bc? no one could tell because they did fall in love and married happily two absolute nerds who met in a chess club in school. my dad being 4 years older waited for her to graduate but had two kids with another woman whilst he waited. haha

is there such a thing as country metal music? bluegrass metal, maybe?

my next potential job is in nashville maybe i'll get to do drum tracks for country music

i’ve never played pickleball today seems like a good day to try it going to go destroy some middle aged homies then again, they’ve been playing pb for years

simple things that make most guys happy the second loaf i hid because they would have devoured everything on site in one sitting gm

this banana bread isn't going to last til tomorrow i'm afraid so i hid the second one i made

i bet you can smell this

this is definitely a dark and chaotic achievement for consvmer and i like it

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in los angeles and hanging out with ilya is like being with a sugardaddy and people in this town will definitely think that he’s like 40ish i’m 20ish we’re bickering like an old couple “you can’t eat that!” “you’re not my mother!” i’ve only known him since i’ve been in diapers but go ahead think whatever you want