last night sitting in the row below us at bruno mars were teenagers in outfits like they’re going to a club they had an adult chaperone with them one of the girls mums is my guess two of the girls kept looking back at my brothers and then they’d whisper and giggle to each other they even went as far as bending over in their little skirts and shorts or turning to face them pretending to grab something from the seat for a view of their low cut tops they’d angle their cameras to include my brothers in the background of their selfies i don't recall being that way when i was their age

heaven

idk how mum got us all bruno mars tickets but we went anyway in fairness, he was fun to watch

it is 1000° inside 🥵

i’m bad at golf but i can look good doing it i guess

mad world

i got my arse handed to me at tennis by a 14 yr old boy why aren’t you in school, boi?

i should play tennis more regularly bc i feel really good afterwards i just need to curse less when i fuck up a backhand

one time a homeless person asked me for a fag i offered him one "nah i don't smoke marlboros" and walks away picky, mf

i ordered one chicken caesar wrap i got two but i only ordered one lady looks at her boss he says you can have both ok thank you? i hope the first homeless person i comes across likes salad