Imperial system is love. It's all about fractional resolution.

Hey Fellas! Remember the good old days when we used to build forts out of cushions and defended it against imaginary beasts? Now we've got REAL mini warriors to help! It's time to retake the living room! 😂🏰
#dadstr
There is nothing wrong with kids these days. Their parents, however, are another story.
Good money fosters the instinct to accumulate, not the temptation to squander.
#bitcoin
Let's cut the crap. Bitcoin ain't gonna democratize wealth – it's going to meritocratize it. It ain’t about taking from the rich and giving to the poor – this ain’t no $#@&ing Robin Hood story. It’s about earning your keep, it's about what you bring to the table. It takes that silver spoon right out of the mouth of the privileged and says, “You want a taste? Then you better start cooking.” In this new world order, you ain't given wealth, you earn it.
I feel like NOSTR should integrate holepunch/keet for p2p nests. (If Paolo would freaking open source the code.)
Proposal: We call all the people wanting to change #Bitcoin "tweakers".
Can I get a repost?
I wish I could use my Ubikey to sign NOSTR events.
Remember, tyranny always comes in the form of a system upgrade.
I've been a #carnivore for 55 days. I'm down 33 lbs, 4" off my waist, 1" off my neck, and have lost 5% bodyfat. Inflamation is SO MUCH BETTER. Fingers less swollen. No more arthritis pains in my hands when I grip tightly.
My rate of fatloss has leveled to about 7.5 lbs per month. A little slower than I had hoped, but admittedly I'm not really doing any extra exercise.
Account Abstraction requires the rules for valid transactions to be abstracted from the protocol level to the "account" level. If you think a change like that SHOULD come without an EXHAUSTING amount of pushback, probing, caution, game theorizing, testing, etc., you are NOT a person who seriously contends for the longevity and resiliency of the bitcoin protocol. You care more about growth and bag pumping than you do about long-run sustainability.
Digital tyranny will come in the form of a system upgrade. Ossified systems do not suddenly turn oppressive, only liquid ones do.
If I could get Bitcoiners to understand one thing it would be that EVERY UPGRADE IS A POTENTIAL ATTACK.
I don't give Nic Carter a single bit of credit for his "Operation Chokepoint 2.0" prediction. Maxis have been predicting it for a decade and it is EXACTLY why Bitcoin is the way it is. The truth is Nic FAILED TO PREDICT OPERATION CHOKEPOINT 2.0.
Keep lighting fires, brothers.

Metric system proponents are midwits.
Monopoly for Bitcoiners
How to make the game of Monopoly even better:
1. To setup, each player starts with a fresh wallet of X satoshi, as agreed by all players.
2. No bank, limit 10 hotels, 30 houses. (Any player can act as a bank with his or her own money)
3. Properties, houses, and hotels are initially unowned.
4. Players role to move. The player roles and ADDS 1 for each house and 6 for each hotel at his current position.
5. To move, a player must negotiate rent w/ any property between 0 spaces and the calculated move (*see rule 4.)
6. Players can choose not to advance, but must negotiate a new rent w/ property owner if property is owned. Rent is paid in sats directly to the land owner.
7. Players can always choose to advance to Free Parking on any move regardless of role.
8. No $ for passing Go.
9. Property is homesteaded. In order to acquire an unowned property, one must build on it. To build, a player must either:
- sacrifice turns to build (3 turns for each house, 6 turns +4 houses for a hotel)
- negotiate to buy and transfer a house from another player
10. Utilities, RR, and Jail are all startups. To own one, a player must land on the spot AND stay there. A player can only collect utility, RR, or Jail fees if he is on the spot.
11. Chance and Community Chest fees/rewards are paid to the person on the player's right (or received from the person on the left).
12. There are no taxes (taxation is theft).
13. Players can "import" snacks/drinks, buying them with their in-game sats at a pre-defined rate determined by the host (ex. 100 sats per chip; 5000 sats per drink). The sats spent on them is removed from circulation.
Any other Trop Rock fans up in here?
Homo Bitcoinus has been an intrinsic part of who we are as a species all along, waiting to be unveiled. Seeing it magnifies the very essence of our existence.
Bitcoin is the new world order... and it is relentless.