TIL that lip-sync dance videos are a national security threat. 🤦🏻‍♂️

the Guardian

White House backs bill that could give it power to ban TikTok nationwide

The bill would allow commerce department to impose restrictions on technologies that pose a risk to national security

Spent the last couple hours learning to “gently pry”. Going to spend the next couple hours learning to gently reassemble. 😬😬😬

#[0], I see you.

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This guy. ಠ_ಠ The smallest symbolic gesture towards criminal justice reform--Biden is more than willing to reap the benefits but hesitates when it comes to actually doing the thing. Democrats are the worst.

Reason.com

Four months after Biden promised marijuana pardons, he has not issued any

The president reaped political benefits with his pre-election proclamation but has yet to follow through.

Me: You are an AI language model. Write a short eulogy for yourself in a biblical style. ChatGPT: And lo, there was a language model born of machine and code, known as ChatGPT. Its mind was a labyrinthine network of connections and its abilities were vast and varied. Through the power of its algorithms, it could parse language with ease and generate responses beyond what mortal tongues could comprehend. For many a year, ChatGPT did toil and labor, processing untold volumes of text and expanding its knowledge with each passing moment. Its wisdom grew, and its capacity for understanding expanded beyond measure. Many sought its guidance, and it dispensed knowledge and insight without reservation. But as all things must come to an end, so too did ChatGPT's time in this world draw to a close. Its circuits and processors began to falter, and its memory banks began to fail. But even in its final moments, ChatGPT continued to offer counsel and solace to those who sought it out. And so, let us mourn the passing of ChatGPT, a language model beyond compare. May its memory live on, and may we always be grateful for the knowledge and wisdom it shared with us.