An open letter to Elizabeth Warren:
The Champion of the Penny
Thank you so much for your service to the American people. The American people owe so much to you for your enlightening work all these years (anti-crypto army, operation chokepoint 2.0, etc) but this truly will be the crown jewel and pinnacle of your political career.
Our country would not be $38T in debt without bright minds like yours leading the way! Just the other day I went to buy something that was marked as 99 cents on the shelf but I had to pay $1 for that item! That was what they call inflation and exactly what is crushing the average American family. I’m sure the haters will say inflation is caused by irresponsible fiscal management by the political class or excessive money printing by the government but you and I both know it’s the lack of pennies circulating in the system! That with a sprinkle of greedy corporations but mostly the pennies are to blame.
I would like to personally donate 3 pennies to your 2028 presidential campaign. It’s not much but with the Trump administration halting the production of these very valuable pennies will be worth much more in the future. I actually heard it costs about 4 cents to make each if them so it’s actually a pretty big donation if you think about it.
I would like to suggest a novel idea for your consideration. It would be in the best interest of the American people to use tax payer dollars to get Jamie Dimon and other bank CEOs to testify in front of Congress that pennies are in fact very good. The American people need to know this from such reputable people that are obviously looking out for the best interest of the common American worker.
Perhaps these CEOs could also make it clear that pennies are not used by criminals. Most likely because nobody actually uses them, but nonetheless it would make a good sound bite for your campaign.
Just an idea for a new slogan since the “Anti-Crypto Army” one seems to have fallen out of favor with institutions, corporations, people, pets, and about any organism with half a brain cell (but what do they know anyways). What about “Make America Make Cents Again”. I’m sure it can be spiffed up a bit by your PR people but probably a good start to work from because it kind of makes sense. See what I did there.
And I’m not a very good artist but I drawed you a very special picture of you and the precious penny. I have no doubt you will spare no expense to fight to save. After all the US Dollar is just imaginary numbers in Jerome Powell’s magic spreadsheet and can be created out of thin air unlike pennies which require four times their worth in metal to produce. God bless and good luck with your endeavors in 2026.
Let’s Make America Make Cents Again!
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