Don’t be the product, be the glitch @goslnt | Silence the Chaos
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New office piece by Jess Mudgett he was the residency artist in August at Somos - Santa Teresa. Gotta get these guys on nostr already. Would you zap for this art?
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As leader in the signal blocking space or whatever you want to call it we consistently innovate and see other bag companies taking “serious inspiration” from our Faraday products, rather than getting upset I invite them to collaborate. I think this approach shows leadership and a subtle reminder that reinventing the wheel on patented products is a short term short cut. Isn’t it better to align with the best and stay within your core competencies?
New SLNT COMSEC Faraday backpack made for the AF, funded by SBIR, available soon to consumers. Proud of this milestone. Wether you’re a Tier 1 operator or looking for better end point security of your digital assets this may be for you. I suggest you scope slnt.com ⚡️
V1: If I was sending this out on April 1st I’d be excited to announce that SLNT is closing down because there are no market indicators that true faraday cage products are actually needed. The new direction is EMF pendants and obscure objects that essentially act as a placebo effect to make you feel better about your shitty life. This new direction is really exciting and inspired by the money grab of other successful brands making high quality 100% bullshit that people are devouring. Cheers to ben greenfield for being one of many scam artists to inspire us to divert all hope for any success other than to replicate what appears to be an immoral attack on consumers minds that there is an easy button out there to solve all the wooos around emf radiation, our devices and these digitally dirty environments we have to live it. If we all could just be as wise and elevated as you are we’d not only be fiat rich but wouldn't be able to sleep unless we dosed ourselves with one of your other products to knock us out so we can wake up with little to no recollection of what has transpired in our current life because at the end of the day we have no control over what we are what we do or the fact that we’d have some sort of say in the matter. We in fact all have brain worms and are controlled by non other than you and similar money grabbing baffoons that are going to be brought to a tipping point of truth or falsification of marketing and confusing as hell for no reason other than to sound smart gimmicks and plan that has proven to be the slow demise of us as a culture and human race constantly surrounding by epidemics such as your industry being tech washed green washed and gaslit that what our gut says is wrong and that common sense and simple science is way off about. Who am i kidding. So with that said will be launching a revolutionary and highly complicated product that is the size of a grain of salt, all you have to do is shove it into your ear once a day to instantly neutralize the emf field around you and that is it. Its literally a grain of salt, BUT you will base your experience on what we like to call a physiological response which is highly reviews by all our bought piers and design patents for the special formation of salt crystal per traditional harvesting methods of hong kong. Stand by and get ready to live your best life people, you didnt ask for it but we delivered it. Be proud of us and be sure to say hello to us when we meet the others in hell.