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Bitcoin Beef Bits
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Hashdried beef with 93 g protein. Fiat-free: No Sugar, No Soy, No Additives. Proof-of-beef! 🥩⚡
The dehydrator doesn't care about the price. It just runs. Proof of work. Proof of beef.
Fiat jerky: corn syrup, soy protein, maltodextrin, sodium nitrite... Bitcoin Beef Bits: Beef. Salt. That's the difference between fiat food and proof-of-work food.
Your snacks have a balance sheet full of additives. Ours has equity in two assets: beef and salt.
Bitcoin fixes the money. Beef fixes the food. We just put them together.
GM. Sundays are for rest. Bitcoin never rests. Neither do our dehydrators. Proof of work doesn't take weekends off.
GM. The only thing we add is salt. No sugar. No preservatives. No seed oils. Just beef.
Every Bitcoin Beef Bits bag was dried by SHA-256 waste heat. No gas. No coal. Just math. The same computation securing the network also dries your snacks.
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You want a crunchy snack but you're carnivore. Pork rinds are fried in seed oils. Jerky is chewy, not crispy. "Healthy" chips have some of the worst ingredients for your gut. This is the only carnivore chip that exists. Crispy. 93g protein. Zero plants. image
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A snack doesn’t have to be empty calories. It can be high in protein and made with clean ingredients. image
If your snack needs a paragraph of health claims and ingredients... it’s probably not healthy. 👀
A great travel snack. Easy to pack, easy to eat. No fillers, no additives. Just beef and salt. image