Eventually my fellow Americans we are gonna have to say enough is enough and as one stop paying taxes. If you are a fed and reading this it's just a joke haha If you aren't a fed I'm dead serious.

I had no signal 99% of the day and I'm not complaining it was definitely a good thing.

Has anyone done the math on how fast Santa Claus has to be moving in order to get presents under the tree of each child and does anyone know how much adderall and red bull it takes to fuel this insane speed lol

"Randomness" in games doesn't seem very random at times lol

There are se people who can just pick up whatever programming language they want and in like 2 hours build a whole new encryption algorithm. That's what grinds my gears, I've been attempting to learn to code for what feels like eons and I can't build squat 😂

What's your favorite linux cli file manager? #askNostr

What's your least favorite programming language? For me it's JavaScript.

Autism has contributed to the creation of some cool stuff lets be honest. Some people think the government is shooting kids up with and I I can't say for sure but if that's what's up we are using it to our advantage at least. I've seen Rainman drop a box of toothpicks and let that boy tell you how how many is there in 0.001 seconds.

I thought Christmas was next week 😂

I'm gonna disagree with the majority of people and say tomatoes don't go on burgers, why would you want weird textured water on your burger?

I haven't got out of bed yet and it's nearly 2pm, so either A.) I'm lazy or b.) Time is on crack and doing the zoomies, I'm gonna go with option B

Me as a news caster: So basically the government is being retarded again and you are being complacent and putting up with it. That's it Bob, back to you.

I'm pretty sure that's a firework gun

Those of you who run your #bitaxe on braiin pool how many sats(round about) are you making per day? Also which bitaxe are you running? #askNostr