How many of you actually eat as soon as you wake up? I don't understand you people. I need at least 15 to 30 mins at minimum before I even think about food, many times I just don't eat until lunchtime.

I like winter but also screw winter.

Most of you can tell when I'm joking and when I'm being serious right?

I'm gonna say something racist. Dale Earnhardt is the only Nascar driver I know by name... oh and Dale jr. Sorry race fans I'm a bit racist... not a fan of racing.

As annoying as it can be to build from source, I also kinda like it.

When a ham is cooked correctly it's so good

It's all fun and games until it's games and then fun or however that quote goes

The day Halo 3 came out my dad let me stay home from school to play it with him and his friends. Many years ago but I still remember, and we had the Halo 3 mountain dew which I think was cherry flavored if I remember correctly. Good times.

Dumped all my Bitcoin, I'm going into the shrimpin' business with Bubba, were gonna call it Bubba Gump.

But the bananas in the bag! You don't want a piece of my coconut gun 🥥

My pronouns are now donkey/kong and if you don't call me by them I will go bananas