I’m eating ice cream to see if the baby will kick. Not because I want ice cream. Ewww ice creammm
CARLA⚡️
carla@nostrplebs.com
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eccentric woman
I’ve never in my life seen someone drink a Dr. Pepper. Something fishy there.
I shouldn’t have sugar before bed.
But I want sugar before bed.
If I have one more mouth click on the word “looked” I might jump out a window!!!!!!!!
I love how my washing machine sings a happy little tune no matter what mood I’m in.
I haven’t pranked anyone in years because I’m so damn tired. But…I used to be quite the prankster.
You know when you bump into something and you’re like “that’s gonna leave a mark” but when the mark comes you’re like


this whole wait until food cools down before putting it in the fridge 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
Back in the studio with Girl Scout cookies as my energy source
Omg you can hear birds again yay
Still want that sandwich tho. What’s a good sandwich without deli meat? Chicken? 🤨
We made it til 5am. This is doable!!!
Thx for the wishes fam 🥹🧡 hoping the universe gifts me sleeping through the night tonight 🤪
SPENT MY BDAY AT THE DMV HBD TO ME


I need a SANDWICH!!!!!!!!
Doc says I need to gain weight.
SAY LESS 💅🍔