PDF printout download link can be found in my profile ----------- FREE NEWSPAPER TYPED & PRINTED BY WHOEVER ISSUE 2 | SUNDAY, APRIL 14 IRAN RESPONDS TO ISRAELI ATTACK ON ITS CONSULATE: OFFICIALLY JOINS WAR AS MOST POWERFUL OF ALLIED FORCES ACTIVELY FIGHTING AGAINST ISRAELI MILITARY CARGO SHIP DETERRED FROM SAILING IN WRONG WATERS SMALL BOMBARDMENT ON ISRAEL MOSTLY STOPPED BY AMERICAN DEFENSIVE SUPPORT, NO DEATHS IMMEDIATELY REPORTED Gaza death count passes 8,400 women + 12,200 men + 13,000 kids as Israel continues months of bombing & intense blockading of entries, exits Assange & Snowden still criminalized for whistleblowing on deranged warlords Biden has recently been claiming to pressure Israeli Prime Minister Netanyahu over civilian deaths, after Israeli forces targeted yet another group of aid workers with yet another deadly airstrike in recent days, including an American citizen. Yesterday, in a Presidential statement which did not mention any chance of Presidential pardons for Edward Snowden or Julian Assange, Biden took pride in deploying aircraft and ballistic missile defense systems which were able to intercept “nearly all of the incoming drones and missiles.” No offers have been made for any of these defense systems to protect hospitals in Gaza from missile strikes like the one the US and Israel jointly claim was accidentally launched at Al-Ahli hospital by Palestinian Islamic Jihad. The US and Israel have probably waited too long to release aerial footage supporting this claim, despite extensive aerial surveillance covering the small area of the Gaza Strip at all times. Under Biden's direction, the White House is reiterating military support for Israel, suggesting the US will continue its decades of taxpayer-backed contracts buying expensive computerized American bombs to give Israel. The taxpaying public is repaid for this expense in the form of cheap energy prices, with Israel helping the United States project military power in the oil-rich Middle East. Energy sources are becoming a focal point in this conflict, as the world is running out of fossil fuels for consumers, and we've learned in recent years about large deposits right in the Levant basin. Bomb-making experts have criticized America's high-tech military aid for Israel, debating whether there may be better or cheaper ways to blow up hungry children. On the other hand, human rights advocates have been increasingly on the alert throughout the recent emergence of today's conflict. Many call for an end to the blockade and the bombing, arguing that people deserve food and a chance at life. Some say terrorizing the Islamic community just makes more terrorists in response, stirring up religious conflict without really leading to control over fossil fuel access. Other people simply say they'd rather face high gas prices than news like this. Middle Eastern countries such as Palestine and Israel have good reason to be defensive of their fossil fuels. Secular leaders in the Middle East see climate change as a more immediate threat to their home than to places like North America. Islamic leadership is more focused on competing with those outside Islam in general. These groups are increasingly united in needing to protect themselves and each other for survival against outside forces like the United States, where the general public demands low gas prices, and the United States is thusly compelled to work with Israel on Israel's terms. Yesterday's attack came with other countries across the region assisting Iran, days after Israeli forces attacked Iran's consulate in the Syrian capital of Damascus. The attackers killed Iranian officials there, including Brigadier General Mohammad Reza Zahedi of the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps. Before the attack, Iran had already promised to defend Gaza, where families are walled into a destroyed cityscape, bombed, shot, and starved by Israeli forces with American support. This escalation has been seen as inevitable, with each country preparing in the months and years leading up to it. Continued escalation will likely be slow. Iranian forces seem intimidated by Israel's nuclear arsenal, resulting in this attack being so small, and they've said this matter can now “be deemed concluded.” Israeli leadership is also constrained by people who don't want to see the world burn. Neither side can afford to risk losing support, so they must carefully provoke each other to ensure each of their own populations are equally provoked. Israel and the US may carefully plan a counterattack, or may pretend to seek peace with Iran while retaliating with more subtlety. Enemies of the US will usually play along with fake peace talks and similar nonsense because both sides are addicted to excessive fossil-fuel-based luxuries; therefore, leaders face extreme risk of punishment for their crimes when world populations understand the reality of being plunged into World War 3 by these rich leaders fighting over these luxuries, wasting these fossil fuels, which are needed for modern agriculture. This leaves foreign leaders without much they can say whenever they find themselves angry about any lies told by American leaders. The boat is big. It was carrying 25 crew and thousands of tons of cargo through Iran's Strait of Hormuz when Iran's Navy boarded and seized it for a brief time yesterday. It's called the Aries, owned by Mediterranean Shipping Company, and flies the flag of Portugal, but is reported to have connections with Israel. The crew must have been betting it wouldn't be too big of a deal in this case, and indeed, the cargo ship was released after a few hours. It is now underway to India, where most of its crew are from. They have complained about the level of aggression and force directed at them by Iran's Navy in this incident. ------------- Despite widespread delusion that “the pandemic is over,” lab-leaked COVID-19 continues to be one of the common causes of death and disability for some regions across the world, including many American states Israel continues to have free healthcare for its people; Iran continues trying to achieve the same; Americans refuse South Korea continues widespread mask-wearing to fight the spread of any airborne pathogens; Americans refuse Russia continues drifting away from USSR's goal of defeating flu worldwide; Americans forget In 2020, humanity underwent an unprecedented global effort to suppress the spread of coronaviruses. Before the vaccines came and Biden started pretending the pandemic was over, the less virulent flu and common cold coronaviruses were temporarily defeated by the levels of masking and social distancing involved in trying to hold back manmade bioweapon COVID-19. If the USSR still existed, it probably would have taken this opportunity to champion its plan for a global cooperative of health authorities working to control diseases. Periods of masking and social distancing every year or two would be proposed by strong leaders who would see the opportunity to help humans live longer in general. In the real world, jellybean Putin allows the world to forget about such plans, as he goes along with the capitalist plan to use lab-made COVID-19 as a bioweapon against global populations. Apparently, the flu isn't deadly enough for the world's most powerful people, because they want all living individuals to consume as much as possible, but they don't like how it will end, so they use death to limit overall consumption without limiting individual consumption for the living. This may be why they created COVID-19 in the first place, and why they continue funding research in the “gain of function” field worldwide. This “gain of function” research takes pathogens and engineers them into more dangerous versions using specialized laboratories such as the ones at Wuhan Institute of Virology, where COVID-19 originated. People involved in this field, including those funding it, claim the goal is not to develop bioweapons; instead, they say the purpose is to be a step ahead of evolution, testing how viruses may evolve in the future, developing ways to control them. By supplying this information to the global cooperative of health authorities we don't have, we can defeat both natural and manmade diseases such as COVID, exactly like we haven't done. There seems to be widespread brain damage preventing people from caring. There are atmospheric pollutants like lead and microplastics, which you're eating, drinking, breathing every day - even this newspaper contains pollutants (don't eat it). 7 links I'm not getting paid for + 1 referral link:

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China Radio International. Basically China's BBC World Service. Fun to listen to for a few minutes. Also available on shortwave radio. RIP Li Wenliang

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Tor project homepage, makers of the onion router privacy network & Tor browser. Overhyped experiment. Worth using to encrypt traffic & access darkweb, but don't put too much trust in the protection offered. These links are also available online from the link at the top of the page if you don't want to keep scanning codes from paper. All of these links use the internet & DNS, so censoring them is as simple as blocking network paths; thus, the links may be broken or changed in the future. Some of these have dot.onion versions which should be used instead when possible. Some can also be viewed as snapshots on other sites such as archive.today instead of opening directly. Calvin & Hobbes: I hope I’m not wasting paper too severely. Since this Calvin & Hobbes strip about 35 years ago, the extinction rate has skyrocketed. In the next 15 minutes, another creature will find itself the last of its kind. Look up “the anthropocene.” A recent study found humans have wiped out 60-70% of the wildlife the planet was home to 50 years ago. World leaders will now try fighting atmospheric pollution with atmospheric pollution. We really need investment in aerospace & robotics to make a sunshield. ❂ I wouldn't bet the universe can afford to lose one more person that cares. ❂