If any intergalactic bad bitches are looking to take advantage of a vulnerable earthling its the third planet from the sun and I can provide geolocation coordinates
Hes going to pretend it was never down and that this is 12% organic growth in his speeches “The biggest one day gain in history, it was YUGE!”
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Oh haha lets all make fun of :gorf: on april fools day! Simpletons! Gorf is the future of online social interaction, get on board or get out of the way
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I altered their DNA so that they are no longer biologically or legally human, so how can you claim these experiments are crimes against humanity? Get out of my lab retard!
>coworker tries to stealthy move their leg up and sneak a fart
>its the loudest, ass slapping against a chair, underwear shredding fart I have ever heard
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