COLDCARD hack make the TradFi MSM FUD circuit?

You get one shot at bitcoin security. It’s not personal. NVK sold a bullet proof vest that was marketed as being able to stop a high caliber round and it turns out it can be compromised by a BB Gun

GM ☀️☕️ Stay Humble, Move Sats

The rule should be you need to play an entire weekend campaign of D&D or you haven’t generated enough entropy.

Had a stack that would have hurt bad losing with a Cold Card MK3 and remember that I rolled dice but can’t remember if I generated entropy on device and just added a few more dice rolls, but it was safe. All that said, I still put a 1 sat/vB limit on that TX and watched it slosh around the mempool for hours getting it off that fucker. Didn’t add to the stress? Yes. Would I do it again? Also Yes.

On the bright side, at least mempool fees are cheap right now.

Steady Lads

This is the warmup act before Quantum

The real kick in the nuts would be an exchange hack right now

Turns out Quantum was the least of our problems, these mutherfuckers probably be using a 10 year old Thinkpad.

Times like this I’m extremely grateful for the nostr community. Look, we’re all here together in the steaming, sweaty taint of the bear market, but we’re all here together! GN Psychos 🫶

Picked a helluva week to stop sniffing glue

Ledger users right now…

“COLDCARD firmware contains an RNG integration error that causes ngu.random to use MicroPython's deterministic Yasmarang fallback instead of the STM32 hardware RNG.” Yeah we’re totally getting the normies to sell their IBIT EFT 👍

Nothing signals the shit bottom of a bear market more than a major hardware wallet exploit. My own PSA is please don’t panic rush and foot gun yourself.

If you can put together a small Lego set you can build a Seed Signer 💫

Sad day in music for me with Glen Hansard and Kavinsky both gone… Will be jamming to the Drive and Once soundtracks later 🤘 🕯️🕯️

RIP Glen Hansard