If you wanted to rocket nostr engagement metrics for a week: 1) Vibecode nsec key management software and explicitly brag you have zero dev experience but AI is the best, also do it in like Sonnet or better yet do it in free Gemini. 2) Get one prominent dev on nostr to back you up and lend credibility to your crazy idea. 3) Sit back and behold the shitposting meme war explosion.

GM ☀️☕️ Happy Fiat Mining Monday

Monday… you sonuvabitch

Over the past 48 hours my nostr feed has been a string of debates of how nostr is bleeding users who don’t want bitcoin content, followed by a string of on-chain zapping debates. I’m here for it! 😂

Offer 15% yield paid out every hour to your npub — yes even to the bots. 🫳🎤

1) Focus all dev and compute power for the next year at obtaining the Epstein Files. Leave clients janky AF. 2) Post them all to nostr. 3) Boom. There just fixed it

Mandibles then Nostr Standard 😂

Damus just kinda stuck optimizing database… @jb55 Anyone else? #asknostr

Rebrand #nostr as “AI Social”