Would you rather have unlimited bacon but no more games, or games (unlimited games) and no games?

I’m gonna be careful with what I say. But do y’all remember when I went apeshit on here about a health insurance company fucking over my mom? Guess what company that was. Correct.

Posting again to get the later crowd. Help me welcome Jeff who’s collecting #Sats4Soup! Throw him some corn so he can get some corn! Spread the good word! Once again, I am donating all of my December zaps at the end of the month. #introductions #plebchain View quoted note →

Is #plebchain still a thing? Can we get some attention on @jeff ₿ and follow him? He’s accepting #sats4soup to help stock local food pantries. Go follow!!

The sats4soup guy is on Nostr!! View quoted note →

I’ll say it. This is fuckin metal. View quoted note →

You absolute legends!!! It started as a test and y’all psychopaths TESTED it!!! As a reminder, all December zaps I receive I will forward to sats4soup at the end of the month with proof. View quoted note →

Building a set that I will immediately destroy. 3 times. Season 2 better be worth it.

Can someone try to send any amount of sats from their preferred wallet to this address? I’m working on some things and testing some shit. sats4soup@getalby.com For what it’s worth, what you do send will be used to provide food to those in need in Ohio, whether it’s 1 sat or 100M. Please let me know if it worked, or if you get an error. Greatly appreciated.

Hit 100k and still no tiddies in my face

Got a new fit

Support indirectly by zapping me (all December zaps will go to him + will post proof) Support directly by sending sats to sats4soup@getalby.com View quoted note →

Yo. My friend is doing a food mission and is collecting sats as donations. I’m committing all my zaps till the end of the year to him, but if you want to donate directly, feel free to send any sats to sats4soup@getalby.com. It’s his first lightning usage too, so would be great to give him a little bump if you don’t mind. He’s not on Nostr (I think he tried and it kinda fell off for him) but I’m working to get him on.

Anyone need a boyfriend for tomorrow? I have some openings for your family’s gathering and can follow any prompt you need me to. Rates start at $50/hr and increase depending on the intimacy level /PDA you want.

I’m so tired