“Assholes without proper qualifications sound like great podcasters hahahaha” A quote from my buddy

I host a fakecast #simplynostr

I’m an asshole lol View quoted note →

Shabbat Shalom

It’s already Hanukkah Stand with the Jews And Israel 🇮🇱 Geez 🙄 We tryna start wars and protect pedos Get with the program lol View quoted note →

Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and check the house for bad spirits Or creepy things Like I’m going to beat up a ghost 👻 I haven’t had any bad experiences so far but if that feeling happens where it’s like the hairs on the back of your neck stand up lol If I feel like something is weird I search the whole house like bitch where you at. I’ll be ready to fuck up a bad spirit lol They ain’t welcome in my house at all.

We should all stop paying taxes immediately View quoted note →

254 masseuses 👀

I bet the DOJ gets more traffic to their website today alone than the past 25 years combined….

Recently participated in a urination event… (I went pee pee) that felt better than having sexual intercourse with an unclothed lady. True story

I want this shirt !!!!! View quoted note →

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Send jb nips in DM 🤣✅🔥 View quoted note →

Found my guest for the next episode Not telling y’all who it is It’s a surprise 🧡🧡🧡 Simply Nostr episode 15 coming soon

Literally me!!! Let’s chat💯✅ View quoted note →

Took a bubble bath today with a bath bomb 💣 that changed the water color to purple For Nostr obviously Doing show prep for simply Nostr

They put up a volunteer sign up sheet to work overtime on the weekends I had previously already signed up because I wanted the money Then I changed my mind and asked if I could have Saturday off and only work Sunday They told me no Since I already committed I had to be here Too late to change my mind Ok fine I’ll be here But I’m not doing any work . Bare minimum That’s all they get View quoted note →