Greeny
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Host of the simply greeny show 🧡
To all it may concern:
Greeny is me
Simply Nostr is my podcast
Better than sex with a naked woman
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Alabama blueberry wine
OMG
I love you too sweet girl
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ALABAMA BLUEBERRY WINE
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The wine guy showed up in the yard
And gave us a few free bottles



Don’t worry about the mule, just load the wagon
The other day my grandpa was washing dishes and shit
I said you need any help?
He said nah I’m just jacking the goat….
Hilly Billy mf
Today I heard him on the phone with ole Greg
He said
Oh man that’s better than having sex with a giraffe 🦒
I’m starting to worry about him
Roya would probably be to high maintenance anyway
Im over it
Not smoking weed anymore either probably helping too
But I feel fantastic
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I was fixing to die in Virginia
My health was not good
Now that I had this surgery
I’m good
A new lease on life
All my symptoms are gone and I feel a million times better
I would be dead right now if I didn’t do it
I am biased because it’s my show and I like all of the episodes…
But if you haven’t checked out @Simply Greeny yet, your missing out big time!
Seriously
Not shilling my podcast
Don’t even watch the episodes where it’s just me by myself.
I just rewatched a few episodes that are soooo fuckin good
I need to clip them and start making shorts.
But you gotta see the whole thing of 3 episodes:
1 the bitcoin painter
2 the gig IRL
3 is an episode with a lawyer and a real estate guy…
Those 3 episodes are straight up 🔥
Last night I dreamt that I smoked weed
And 💯 percent thought I was going to fail my pee test
I legit thought I screwed everything up
Woke up covered in sweat
It took me about 10 minutes to realize I didn’t smoke anything and it was just a dream
Here lately all my dreams are about screwing up my life
It feels sooo real
Then wen I wake up I’m soooo relieved that the bad things didn’t actually happen lol
I guess that’s better than having good dreams…. Bc then when I woke up I’d be disappointed that it really didn’t happen
Mexican restaurant was very good
Shower, bed time, big week ahead
The gig
IRL
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Oh hell yea!!!
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Had 4 packs of deer burger thawing out
It was about ready
And I said papa
Fuck it
Let’s throw it in the fridge and cook tomorrow
We going to sit down, not worried about mosquitoes, get served cold beer on tap, tons of white cheese dip
And get a badass Mexican dinner
On me
He said ok you talked me into it
lol