npub1h2cx...752r 4 months ago

WE GOTS THE ZOOMIES!!!!!!!!!

npub1h2cx...752r 4 months ago

Shit. We think @MAKE SONGS LONGER has realized we took over the couch.... IT IS OURS NEW, GFY HOOMAN!

npub1h2cx...752r 5 months ago

BODY COUNT NOW 4!!!! KILLED ANOTHER PLANT!!! 🪴 WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! WE ARE FEROCIOUS KILLERZ RAWR! 🦁

npub1h2cx...752r 5 months ago

“The sock in the litterbox wasn’t me!” -Snots

npub1h2cx...752r 5 months ago

Snuggles with mom 🥰 we can be good for 30 seconds for snugs

npub1h2cx...752r 5 months ago

WE STOLEZ MOM’S PHONE WHILE SHE DOES YOGA!!!! GUESS WHAT WE DID! WE KILLED ANOTHER PLANT!!! BODY COUNT NOW 3!!! WE IZ KILLERZ!!!! RAWR!!!!

npub1h2cx...752r 6 months ago

Bruh. You try her DMs but I’m her whole camera roll. We are not the same. -Spots

npub1h2cx...752r 6 months ago

Guess who’s her Lock Screen, bro? Not you! It’s meeeeeee. Haha! I own her heart furrrever. 💜 -Snots

npub1h2cx...752r 6 months ago

WE ARE STILL FATHERLESS! HOPE @MAKE SONGS LONGER GETS A DATE SOON! WHAT IS IT LIKE TO HAVE A DAD!?!?!? HAPPY FATHER’S DAY, CAT DADS!

npub1h2cx...752r 6 months ago

My wife, Snots, just bit my ear for no reason. Think I’ll get on cat eHarmony. How’s this for a profile pic? I’m handsomes.

npub1h2cx...752r 6 months ago

THE KITCHEN CABINET NEXT TO THE OVEN AND ALL THE PANS IN IT ARE MINE

npub1h2cx...752r 7 months ago

I should be the star of the Bitcoin Conference, for I am a Bitcoin Bengal. I don’t like hoomans or crowds, but there is a stage, I hear, and that is furrrrr me. I hear there was a famous dog there? What a shitcoin. 🙄 -Snots

npub1h2cx...752r 7 months ago

How can we ignore @MAKE SONGS LONGER if she’s never home????

npub1h2cx...752r 7 months ago

HERE I AM, PRACTICING MY AFFIRMATIONZ AND @MAKE SONGS LONGER IS INTERRUPTING MY FLOW WITH HER SHENANIGANS! -SPOTS

npub1h2cx...752r 7 months ago

Who tf is this guy???

npub1h2cx...752r 7 months ago

Who tf is this bish????

npub1h2cx...752r 7 months ago

I AM CHANGING MY NAME FROM SNOTS TO PUMPKIN SPICE PUMPKIN SPICE LARSON IDC WHAT @MAKE SONGS LONGER SAYS

npub1h2cx...752r 7 months ago

Ugh. The worst. Mom woke me up with hugs and kisses. Now I have hooman cooties on me. The nerve! -Snots

npub1h2cx...752r 7 months ago

ZOOOOOOOMMMMMIIIIIEEEEEES

npub1h2cx...752r 7 months ago

WE HAD FULL MOON 🌕 FEVER SO HARD LAST NIGHT!!!! WE IZ HUNGOVER FROM ALL OUR SHENANIGANS!!! WE CRASHED #YOGASTR DURING THE FULL MOON!!! WE ANNOYED MOM!!! AND WE WILL DO IT AGAIN!!! DID YOU SEE US ACTING UP??? WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!